Need a laugh? Here are some food quotes that may just give you a giggle.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I don’t even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. - Robert Byrne

You never know where to look when eating a banana. - Peter Kay

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into 4 pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces. - Juduth Viorst

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. - Anonymous

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. - George Carlin

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people at the table.  - Orson Welles

I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, ‘Would you like some fries with that? - Jay Leno

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

This recipe is silly. It says to separate 2 eggs but it doesn’t say how far to separate them. - Gracie Allen

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - W.C Fields

My mom made two dishes: Take it or Leave it. – Stephen Wright

The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can’t believe I said pizza. – Marc Ostroff